Warning: This fan-fiction involving Emily Cartridge is not considered within the continuity of the Emily Cartridge universe and is considered non-canonical.

Epic Rap Battles 3: Emily Cartridge VS Napoleon Bonaparte is a fan-fiction revolving around Emily Cartridge rap battling against the emperor of France Napoleon Bonaparte. The fanfiction recieved extremely poor reactions from fan-fiction writers. The fan-fiction was first posted on the Gumbapedia Fanon Wiki on November 22, 2011 by wikia contributor Xuelius Monosrove.


Physcopath Emily Cartidge goes-up against Napoleon Bonaparte in the third installment of the Epic Rap Battles








Emily Cartridge:

Gosh, I can't believ how mouch of a little stooge you are.

When it comes to world leaders, you definatley lowered the bar.

I'll rip your bones apart Bonaparte - turn your horse into glue.

Welcome to the Battle of Waterloo PART TWO!

I got skills - I'll put you in half like I would've done to Penny Peanut.

Your the ugliest thing that's ever failed since that T-Rex named Tina!

France can keep it's french fries,

we've got tater tots you gnomes!

You know what Napoleon?

Go crawl into your little shell - and escargot the heck home!

Napoleon Bonaparte:

How dare you adress moi,

you adolescent worm!

I am French - your just a girl out of norm!

I spit at you harder than a llama,

smacking your face till your lips curl-up like what they do to pandas!

Doodle-up some friends you insane freak show before I kick your ass out of the mountain like the dreams of Uncle Rico!

This jerk's about to see how bad a battle can be -

after this your buddy Gumball will be sticking with me!

Emily Cartridge:

Why do you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide?

Cause this is a rap roller coaster - you not even tall enough to ride!

I don't even care how many stupid people you've killed, cause to me -

you're couldn't even be the emperor of the lollipop guild!

Napoleon Bonaparte:


T'as une tete a faire sauter les plaques d'egouts!

I'm gonna shove my big boots right-up your poop shoot!

I'll whip you so bad you'll make a virgin meringue!

Your the only type of Cartridge that's never going to bang!

Who won?

Who's next?


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